Shawinigan, my Shawinigan...

And da little guy from Shawinigan sings: Shawinigan, my Shawinigan....

Rent space and make work, where? Shawinigan! Where else? No where else, just Shawinigan! How much money needs to be pumped in to that city? Well, we'll never know. Has that city not received more than its fair share? Well, yes, stupid!

There is no doubt that Mr. Jean Chretien believes that his city deserves more? And what about Mr. Paul Martin, what does he believe? Is there a secret deal in place? Will we see a continuous feed conduit to Shawinigan? Perhaps the city needs a name change. How does Chretienville sound?

So the Library and Archives of Canada will open a branch office in Shawinigan, perhaps a temporary office for $3.8 million. There will be a staff of three to five employees and to keep them fully employed many more individuals will be employed. And we will hear a raft of jokes along the lines of: how many Shawinigans does it take to………….? Get the drift?

Now when Mr. Chretien occupied the throne in parliament he had power, and he used it. Must I tell the ways? No! You have heard so much in the past. Why open old wounds? But he was a Liberal you say. Well yes, and most liberal with your money!

To Mr. Martin I say: enough is enough! Stop the money hemorrhage, that money flow into Chretienville, oh, I mean Shawinigan!