Another good laugh....

The following joke came from Europe, from a reader. The author had not been identified. If I ever learn the name of the author, I will give full and proper credit.

We know that laughing is good for one's health; I do hope that this joke will provide you with a good, hearty laugh.


Forgive Your Enemies

The preacher's Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies."
He asked how many have forgiven their enemies. About
half held up their hands. He then repeated his question.

Now about 80 percent held up their hands.

He then repeated his question.

All responded, except one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any."

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three." she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said,

"I outlived those bitches.”